A very common complaint among women is that they don’t like the taste of semen, and a very common complaint among men is that women don’t like the taste of semen. The two solutions available for this problem are: Don’t taste semen, or, change the way it tastes. You can guess who might pick what option. But seminal fluid can be kind of tricky, and not a lot of people know too much about it other than it’s sort of milky and makes your towels stiff. So, what is semen and how do we change the way it tastes?
To start off, seminal fluid is an organic fluid secreted by the gonads and other sexual organs that may contain sperm. Semen is produced in the seminal vesicle, located in the pelvis. The process of releasing semen is called ejaculation, although there are plenty of slang terms out there for it. Semen is mainly comprised of water, but has sperm as well. It also contains: Fructose, Vitamin C, Sodium Bicarbonate, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Zinc, and various other proteins and enzymes.
This list of ingredients sometimes makes for a less-than-tasty ending. Some women really enjoy having this milky concoction in their mouths and may even swallow, while others detest the idea and the flavor. Luckily, there are ways around this!
Cleaner input equals cleaner output, and on that note consumption of junk foods can make your fluids taste less than gourmet. Eliminating or reducing your chemical intake will help to improve the taste of your semen. Drinking lots of water is important too! Not only is it good for your overall health, but it flushes out anything that might be spoiling the taste of your juices.
There are other foods that can have an adverse effect on taste as well. Those foods include: coffee, asparagus, alcohol, red meat and dairy products. If you’re like most men and refuse to let your morning coffee and manly steak be pried from your stomachs hungry grip, never fear! There are things you can do to combat the unpleasant effects of your dietary must-haves.
To begin, we’ll mention again that water is important. It helps keep away the aftertaste that Monday night football leaves in your love juice. Then, introduce more fruits and veggies. Especially acidic fruits such as pineapple, blueberries, cranberries, strawberries, and kiwi fruit. Foods like wheatgrass and celery contain high amounts of chlorophyll and will also give you a lighter, more pleasant taste. Consuming extra fruits an hour or so before the big act can help quite a bit.
There are other options to deal with flavor as well. Flavored lubricant can be applied liberally just before the big finish for a better taste. For safer and yummier sex, flavored condoms can be used. Condoms also eliminate the texture issue and make for easier clean up. Chewing gum can be tucked into the cheek for better flavor (just don’t swallow that!) or other candies as well. Mints could be used for a refreshing cooling sensation and flavor for her. Otherwise, keeping a strong flavored beverage with a straw nearby could help.
So, if you want to keep your lollipop sweet, try out a few of these methods and she might be willing to play the skin flute downtown more often!